How close is too close?

Do you have friends....that will tell you anything? So dog and I hung out most of the weekend ('cause that's what husbands and wives do....), and she started pointing out all my weird idiosyncrasies. I guess to preface this, first, NO, we're really not gay, and second, she's house sitting fags home because fag's family has two large standard poodle's that need lots of attention (they're very spoiled and I'm actually shocked that they didn't go on this trip). So, back to our weekend. Fag left us four tickets to our farmhouse baseball team, the Isotopes, so me, dog, Annie and Rose went. First met at the Quarters (my fav bbq in Abq), then went to the game. We had fun, plus Isotopes won 4-3 in the ninth after being behind 3-0. It was a cool ending. The four of us then went to Sandia Casino to meet up w/my other girls (Chris & Pat) (but it was actually for another friends b-day). We didn't stay because the line and the wait were too long, so we went and gambled for a bit. We all lost, but not much.

So my husband and I went home (to fags house) and I spent the night. Stayed up kinda late watching one of my shows "Sex and the City" then went to sleep around 1ish. The next morning, we were getting ready for church (I know....S&TC, then church....I struggle with lots of things OK), I walked in the bathroom to brush my teeth, and as I was doing this, I was humming....I'm a hummer....I don't realize I do it, but dog always points this out to me...."You're humming"....ooohhhh....does that mean to stop 'cause I'm annoying you....(yes, that's what she's saying)....so, now I'm brushing my teeth...."do you always have to have the foam from the toothpaste drool down your mouth when you brush your teeth?" I look in the mirror and yes, there is all kinds of foamy toothpaste drooling down my mouth....I busted up laughing....I guess she has noticed that I do this for a very long time (we've done many trips together in the past 30 years) and is now just telling me this bugs her. I'm annoying???? She's annoying, OK....she stood there putting on her makeup (which takes her at least 1/2 hour, seriously, why does it take her soooo long??) and the whole time I had to listen to her bowels....that's right!! So don't tell me about annoying....HAH!

So, then she tells everyone at breakfast how I drool, AND she tells fag when fag calls her later that afternoon!

Fag calls me....DOESN'T say hi....."I hope that skanky pillow wasn't on my bed"....well, guess what....as a matter of fact it was, but it was on Carl's side....

My pillow is another of my bad habits....I can't sleep without it. I don't even know how old it is, I just know that no other pillow in the world is as comfy as my pillow. And I don't care what's growing in it....you can tell me things about it 'till you're blue in the face, but I don't care. It goes w/me everywhere! Even on fags bed....so there....

Yeah, so do you think we're too close....:)....God love 'em!